Maxioms by John Barrymore
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go read more
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
