Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Penny wise, pound foolish.

Penny wise, pound foolish.

Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Money is something you got to make in case you don't die.

Money is something you got to make in case you don't die.

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of read more

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?

There is a penalty for trying to knock
down a cockpit door, but it's the people
who try to go read more

There is a penalty for trying to knock
down a cockpit door, but it's the people
who try to go from coach to 1st class
they really beat up.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

Money — the root of all evil.... Man needs roots.

Money — the root of all evil.... Man needs roots.