Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

Never ask of money spent Where the spender thinks it went. Nobody was ever meant To remember or invent What read more

Never ask of money spent Where the spender thinks it went. Nobody was ever meant To remember or invent What he did with every cent.

There is a penalty for trying to knock
down a cockpit door, but it's the people
who try to go read more

There is a penalty for trying to knock
down a cockpit door, but it's the people
who try to go from coach to 1st class
they really beat up.

Money will come to you when you are doing the right thing.

Money will come to you when you are doing the right thing.

A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it's real money.

A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it's real money.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away.

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away.

I always try to be smart. I try to treat all the money I'm making like it's the last time read more

I always try to be smart. I try to treat all the money I'm making like it's the last time I'm going to make it.

How beauteous are rouleaus! how charming chests
Containing ingots, bags of dollars, coins
(Not of old victors, read more

How beauteous are rouleaus! how charming chests
Containing ingots, bags of dollars, coins
(Not of old victors, all whose heads and crests
Weigh not the thin ore where their visage shines,
But) of find unclipt gold, where dully rests
Some likeness, which the glittering cirque confines,
Of modern, reigning, sterling, stupid stamp;--
Yes! ready money is Aladdin's lamp.