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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
