Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.