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What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

by Ken Hammond Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

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Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

by Julian Barnes Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is an emotion in motion

Sex is an emotion in motion

by Mae West Found in: Sex Quotes,
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

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Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

by Steve Martin Found in: Sex Quotes,
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The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

by Marcus Aurelius Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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