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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

by John Barrymore Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

by Barbara Bush Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

by John Callahan Found in: Sex Quotes,
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sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

by Victor Lownes Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is an emotion in motion

Sex is an emotion in motion

by Mae West Found in: Sex Quotes,
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life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

by Unknown Found in: Sex Quotes,
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The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

by Marcus Aurelius Found in: Sex Quotes,
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