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Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
