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What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
