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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.