Drew Carey

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you read more

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you read more

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and read more

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.