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    Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

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Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

by John Barrymore Found in: Sex Quotes,
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What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

by Ken Hammond Found in: Sex Quotes,
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

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Sex is an emotion in motion

Sex is an emotion in motion

by Mae West Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

by Billy Crystal Found in: Men Quotes, Sex Quotes,
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life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

by Unknown Found in: Sex Quotes,
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A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

by Victor Lownes Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

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