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    Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

by Garry Shandling Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

by Barbara Cartland Found in: Sex Quotes,
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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

by Drew Carey Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

by Scott Roeben Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

by Dr. William H. Masters Found in: Sex Quotes,
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sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

by Les Dawson Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is an emotion in motion

Sex is an emotion in motion

by Mae West Found in: Sex Quotes,
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A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

by Victor Lownes Found in: Sex Quotes,
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