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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.