A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

It is a man's world, and you men can have it.

It is a man's world, and you men can have it.

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.

There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.