The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at read more

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.

If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.