Robin Williams

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.

Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.

Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one read more

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.