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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one read more

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

by Robin Williams Found in: Comedy Quotes,
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Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

by Robin Williams Found in: Business Quotes,
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Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.

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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

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Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

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