Robin Williams

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.

Neil: The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

Neil: The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one read more

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.