The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a read more

The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a woman is how well she is able to think about what she feels.

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

Men are what their mothers made them

Men are what their mothers made them

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.