A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in read more

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one read more

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way read more

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.

A true man hates no one.

A true man hates no one.

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.