Maxioms by Elayne Boosler
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him
One man's wilderness is another man's theme park
One man's wilderness is another man's theme park
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
