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All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one read more
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.
A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in read more
A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home.
A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home.
I like men who have a future and women who have a past
I like men who have a future and women who have a past
Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.
Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.
The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a read more
The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a woman is how well she is able to think about what she feels.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.