Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis.

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis.

A man's manners are a mirror in which he shows his portrait.

A man's manners are a mirror in which he shows his portrait.

If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.

If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it read more

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it takes a man to suffer what other men have invented . . .

He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those read more

He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.