Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home.

A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

A prudent man should always follow in the footsteps of great men and imitate those who have been outstanding. If read more

A prudent man should always follow in the footsteps of great men and imitate those who have been outstanding. If his own prowess fails to compare with theirs, at least it has an air of greatness about it.

. . . what is human and the same about the males and females classified as Homo sapiens is much read more

. . . what is human and the same about the males and females classified as Homo sapiens is much greater than the differences.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

Men play the game; women know the score

Men play the game; women know the score