No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry

No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way read more

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him discover it in himself.

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him discover it in himself.

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at read more

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even read more

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though t'were his own.