There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

Girls are like butterflies...pretty to look at, too hard to catch.

Girls are like butterflies...pretty to look at, too hard to catch.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not.

Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home.

A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home.

Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!

Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!