I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.

In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.

What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father.

What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father.

Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.

Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Cautious, careful people, always casting about to preserve their reputations ... can never effect a reform. -Susan B. Anthony.

Cautious, careful people, always casting about to preserve their reputations ... can never effect a reform. -Susan B. Anthony.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.