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Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid
A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely read more
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
Talk to every woman as if you loved her, and to every man as if he bored you, and at read more
Talk to every woman as if you loved her, and to every man as if he bored you, and at the end of your first season you will have the reputation of possessing the most perfect social tact
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how read more
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know read more
Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass forty, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut read more
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.