Maxioms Pet

X
  •   13  /  18  

    A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.

Share to:

You May Also Like   /   View all maxioms

  ( comments )
  13  /  28  

Woman was God's second mistake.

Woman was God's second mistake.

  ( comments )
  10  /  16  

The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. read more

The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.

by Don Barthelme Found in: Men and women Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  18  /  27  

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother.

by Clarence Darrow Found in: Men and women Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  12  /  14  

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

  ( comments )
  16  /  35  

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

by Erika Cosby Found in: Men and women Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  8  /  21  

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

  ( comments )
  11  /  22  

The government is becoming the family of last resort.

The government is becoming the family of last resort.

by Jerry Brown Found in: Men and women Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  10  /  16  

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

by Elliot Paul Found in: Men and women Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  5  /  15  

A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.

A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.

by Louis Nizer Found in: Men and women Quotes,
Share to:
Maxioms Web Pet