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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try to give their best qualities to men -- read more
Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try to give their best qualities to men -- bring them softness, teach them how to cry. -Joan Baez.
A good husband makes a good wife.
A good husband makes a good wife.
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
wait.. ! I am receiving a correction !
My wife read more
My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
wait.. ! I am receiving a correction !
My wife was the VERY LAST woman to join the Jewish Women's
Caucus boycott of Moses!
There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart.
There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart.
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be read more
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark.
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.