What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice read more

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.

Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She read more

Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes." They will say, "Women don't have what it takes. -Clare Boothe Luce.

Every theory of love, from Plato down teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in read more

Every theory of love, from Plato down teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.

Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.

Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get read more

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.