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    I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.

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What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

by Clarissa Graves Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that read more

Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.

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A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.

A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.

by Louis Nizer Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

by James Graham Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If Rosa Parks had taken a poll before she sat down in the bus in Montgomery, she'd still be standing. read more

If Rosa Parks had taken a poll before she sat down in the bus in Montgomery, she'd still be standing. -Mary Frances Berry.

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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

by Jackie Mason Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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