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    The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

by F. M. Knowles Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the read more

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.

by Ken Dodd Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

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When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

by Mae West Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

by Mark Twain Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

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The vote means nothing to women. We should be armed. -Edna O'Brien.

The vote means nothing to women. We should be armed. -Edna O'Brien.

by Edna O'brien Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move from the passive voice to the read more

We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move from the passive voice to the active voice -- that is, until we have stopped saying "It got lost," and say, "I lost it.".

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