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    The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.

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A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her read more

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

by Enid Bagnold Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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How we dwelt in two worlds the daughters and the mothers in the kingdom of the sons.

How we dwelt in two worlds the daughters and the mothers in the kingdom of the sons.

by Adrienne Rich Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to read more

I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.

by Madame De Rieux Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

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Love is lost in men's capricious minds, but in women s, it fills all the room it finds.

Love is lost in men's capricious minds, but in women s, it fills all the room it finds.

by John Crowne Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

by Paul Geraldy Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. read more

Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do....".

by Mary Buckley Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

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