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Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!
Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!
A small family is soon provided for.
A small family is soon provided for.
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.