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The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
The woman's vision is deep reaching, the man's far reaching. With the man the world is his heart, with the read more
The woman's vision is deep reaching, the man's far reaching. With the man the world is his heart, with the woman the heart is her world.
Girls are like butterflies...pretty to look at, too hard to catch.
Girls are like butterflies...pretty to look at, too hard to catch.
The striking point about our model family is not simply the compete-compete, consume-consume style of life it urges us to read more
The striking point about our model family is not simply the compete-compete, consume-consume style of life it urges us to follow. The striking point, in the face of all the propaganda, is how few Americans actually live this way.
Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know read more
Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind read more
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force read more
Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force in the world? You'll never be a convincing technocrat or middle manager. Because people will know. She's in there sitting down.
