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Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice read more
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.
Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force read more
Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force in the world? You'll never be a convincing technocrat or middle manager. Because people will know. She's in there sitting down.
Parents: persons who spend half their time worrying how a child will turn out, and the rest of the time read more
Parents: persons who spend half their time worrying how a child will turn out, and the rest of the time wondering when a child will turn in.
I think men are afraid to be with a successful woman, because we are terribly strong, we know what we read more
I think men are afraid to be with a successful woman, because we are terribly strong, we know what we want and we are not fragile enough.
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his read more
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!
Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!
