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A small family is soon provided for.
A small family is soon provided for.
I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.
I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
There is always a chance that he who sets himself up as his brother's keeper will end up by being read more
There is always a chance that he who sets himself up as his brother's keeper will end up by being his jail-keeper.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in read more
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.