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Diamonds never leave you... men do!
Diamonds never leave you... men do!
A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that read more
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid
A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
A woman's head is always influenced by heart; but a man's heart by his head. -Lady Marguerite Blessington.
A woman's head is always influenced by heart; but a man's heart by his head. -Lady Marguerite Blessington.
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
