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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.
A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.
We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.
We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be read more
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
The man that blushes is not quite a brute.
The man that blushes is not quite a brute.
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
