Nobody can misunderstand a boy like his own mother. Mothers at present can bring children into the world, but this performance is apt to mark the end of their capacities. They can't even attend to the elementary animal requirements of their offspring. It is quite surprising how many children survive in spite of their mothers.
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Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
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Femininity appears to be one of those pivotal qualities that is so important no one can define it.
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I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
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God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.
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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
