Maxioms Pet

X
Share to:

You May Also Like   /   View all maxioms

  ( comments )
  11  /  28  

We say that a girl with her doll anticipates the mother. It is more true, perhaps, that most mothers are read more

We say that a girl with her doll anticipates the mother. It is more true, perhaps, that most mothers are still but children with playthings.

  ( comments )
  5  /  15  

A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.

A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.

by Louis Nizer Found in: Men and women Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  15  /  15  

Whoever despises himself nonetheless respects himself as one who despises.

Whoever despises himself nonetheless respects himself as one who despises.

by Friedrich Nietzsche Found in: Respect Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  14  /  15  

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

  ( comments )
  13  /  18  

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete read more

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.

  ( comments )
  13  /  20  

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

by Basta Found in: Men and women Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  19  /  36  

My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
wait.. ! I am receiving a correction !
My wife read more

My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
wait.. ! I am receiving a correction !
My wife was the VERY LAST woman to join the Jewish Women's
Caucus boycott of Moses!

by John C Lehman Found in: Men and women Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  10  /  35  

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the read more

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.

by Ken Dodd Found in: Men and women Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  24  /  22  

Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. read more

Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do....".

by Mary Buckley Found in: Men and women Quotes,
Share to:
Maxioms Web Pet