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Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Men are respectable only as they respect.
Men are respectable only as they respect.
We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.
We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to read more
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.
A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.
Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know read more
Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass forty, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.