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The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get read more
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
Never take a person's dignity: it is worth everything to them, and nothing to you.
Never take a person's dignity: it is worth everything to them, and nothing to you.
It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy read more
It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in read more
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if read more
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
