Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example

The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing read more

The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete read more

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.

Women prefer emotions to reasoning

Women prefer emotions to reasoning

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.