Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.

Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

He followed in his father's footsteps, but his gait was somewhat erratic.

He followed in his father's footsteps, but his gait was somewhat erratic.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.