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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A small family is soon provided for.

A small family is soon provided for.

by Marvin Kitman Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

by Douglas Jerold Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.

by Joseph Conrad Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with read more

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

by Lenny Bruce Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like read more

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

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The vote means nothing to women. We should be armed. -Edna O'Brien.

The vote means nothing to women. We should be armed. -Edna O'Brien.

by Edna O'brien Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother.

by Clarence Darrow Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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