She was not a women likely to settle for equality when sex gave her an advantage.

She was not a women likely to settle for equality when sex gave her an advantage.

Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know read more

Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass forty, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

Such a wife as I want... must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a read more

Such a wife as I want... must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a little learning will do, well-bread, chaste, and tender. As to religion, a moderate stock will satisfy me. She must believe in God and hate a saint.

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?

If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.