The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

A small family is soon provided for.

A small family is soon provided for.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a read more

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.