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Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a read more
The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.
Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.
Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know read more
Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass forty, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.
The man that blushes is not quite a brute.
The man that blushes is not quite a brute.
Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.