Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

The government is becoming the family of last resort.

The government is becoming the family of last resort.

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequences than to have a really affectionate mother.

Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequences than to have a really affectionate mother.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?

Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?