Maxioms by Lewis Grizzard
Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.
Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac.
It's great for the first two weeks.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac.
It's great for the first two weeks.
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
