Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know read more

Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass forty, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.

On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.

On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.