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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" read more
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".
The society of women is the element of good manners.
The society of women is the element of good manners.
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, read more
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
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My wife read more
My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
wait.. ! I am receiving a correction !
My wife was the VERY LAST woman to join the Jewish Women's
Caucus boycott of Moses!
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that read more
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a read more
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
A small family is soon provided for.
A small family is soon provided for.
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
