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    I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

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I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

by Richard Crashaw Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.

by Thomas Fuller Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

by Oliver Herford Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

by Thomas Fuller Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.

The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.

by Confucius Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

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The person who can be only serious or only cheerful, is but half a man.

The person who can be only serious or only cheerful, is but half a man.

by Leigh Hunt Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

by Douglas Jerold Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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