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    I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

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The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

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The government is becoming the family of last resort.

The government is becoming the family of last resort.

by Jerry Brown Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

by Oliver Herford Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old read more

The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.

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Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not.

Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not.

by James Joyce Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame read more

Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame for anything.

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Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

by Douglas Jerold Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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