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    I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

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God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if read more

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.

by Jenny Weber Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to read more

I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.

by Madame De Rieux Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

by Amy Bloom Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

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Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

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Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

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She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

by Caecilius Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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