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    I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

by H. L. Mencken Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

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Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

by French Saying Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A woman isn't complete without a man. But where do you find a man - a real man - these read more

A woman isn't complete without a man. But where do you find a man - a real man - these days?

by Lauren Bacall Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if read more

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.

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I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be read more

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.

by Dick Martin Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to read more

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

by Dave Barry Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

by Mark Twain Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

by Maryon Pearson Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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