The surest sign of age is loneliness.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

Just as women are afraid of receiving, men are afraid of giving.

Just as women are afraid of receiving, men are afraid of giving.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.

Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.

What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father.

What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.

Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.

The woman who is known only through a man is known wrong.

The woman who is known only through a man is known wrong.