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On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
Femininity appears to be one of those pivotal qualities that is so important no one can define it.
Femininity appears to be one of those pivotal qualities that is so important no one can define it.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind read more
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with read more
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.
A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid
A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid
I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best read more
I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best friend's my wife. Who could ask for anything more?