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Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!
Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!
Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it read more
Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the read more
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
We say that a girl with her doll anticipates the mother. It is more true, perhaps, that most mothers are read more
We say that a girl with her doll anticipates the mother. It is more true, perhaps, that most mothers are still but children with playthings.
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing read more
The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in read more
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
A mother understands what a child does not say.
A mother understands what a child does not say.