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    Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.

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If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he read more

If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.

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The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

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The family is the nucleus of civilization.

The family is the nucleus of civilization.

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Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

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My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with read more

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

by Lenny Bruce Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy read more

It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.

by H. L. Mencken Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if read more

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.

by Jenny Weber Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.

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To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

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