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    Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.

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The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.

Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.

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There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.

by John Lyly Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

by Clifton Fadiman Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?

If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?

by Mary Astell Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

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Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

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Women are the real architects of society. -Harriet Beecher Stowe.

Women are the real architects of society. -Harriet Beecher Stowe.

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like read more

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

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