Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?

If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?

A mother who is really a mother is never free.

A mother who is really a mother is never free.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like read more

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

There are two types of people. Those we who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and read more

There are two types of people. Those we who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are.".