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Woman was God's second mistake.

Woman was God's second mistake.

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The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a read more

The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.

by Angela Carter Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart.

There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart.

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A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.

A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.

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Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.

Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

by Maryon Pearson Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.

by Martin Mull Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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