The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it read more

Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her

You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her