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God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. read more
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. -Farrah Fawcett.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!
Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!
Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve read more
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in read more
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.
He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.
If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe read more
If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.
