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The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?
When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
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Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a read more
The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get read more
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.